preggerz

Date: 2/11/2019

i think i had this dream about 2 nights ago. in it i was pregnant, but managed to forget that fact for 2 months after i found out. when i remembered, i told my friends. they were extremely confused, as they should be. i told my parents and they didn’t really have much of a reaction. after a weird montage of shopping in some sort of thrift store i admitted that i didn’t even have sex with anyone??? like i was just randomly pregnant. it make absolutely no sense.