Disney World

Date: 8/22/2017

Me and my family were at Disney World and I wanted to do a game where you launch a fork and try to pop a balloon. I was in line trying to figure out how exactly to get the fork to go, and I just couldn't do it. So the lady working the stand helped me, but I still couldn't get it. And right when I was about to do it, this man ran in front of my line of fire to jump on the bouncy part in front of me and give a whole speech about how he wants to start over with his marriage and that he loves his wife, blah blah blah. I just wanted him to move so I could get out of this God forsaken line already. But alas, he continued, so I went outside the building to see the parade that was happening with all the characters. But instead of workers it was my friends and Guy Ferrari and I laughed and woke myself up.