Date: 3/24/2021
By Y0Universe
I was doing work outside in the winter time with the fam and had to use the Tesla got something. So I took a let down the road and it was snowy and I started to drift. Instead of breaking I decided to gas it. I started tearing up the fams yard like brown dirt drift marks deep in the ground. But I kept gassing the drift, and went through like 4 neighbors yards in this mega drift. It was scary and awesome and I felt kind of in control and kind of not. But I realized I caused a bunch of property damage, so I went and got a pitch fork and started repairing my fams yard and then planned to fix my neighbors yard. The strange part was that my dad seemed fine with me just repairing the yard. As I’m repairing the yard, I get a text message, it’s a video of a helicopter, which is recording all the damage to these yards and looking for the culprit. Headlights start appearing down the driveway and I realize it is a local intelligence agency above the police but works with them. Kind of like a local FBI. I decide to walk into our old house, which we are still apparently living in. There is a knock on the door and I don’t answer. Heads start looking through the window. They open the door and come in. They say they are doing a wellness check because they received a report of a suicide attempt because my Tesla drifting was so wild and badass. I told them that there was an accidental spin out due to the winter conditions, and I planned to repair all the damages to the neighbors yards. They believed me, and left except one of the female officers how looked like a cute punk rocker. She followed me up to my bedroom. She asked if that’s what really happened and I said yeah it was just a crazy spin out but kind of awesome. She seemed entertained. She then asked very casually if I had any drugs. “Drugs? I dont think that would be wise, giving drugs to a fed.” She said that she just did the job for the money and excitement. And that she thought the whole war on drugs was an absolute sham. “I guess Cannabis is legal now right?” And she agreed. So we smoked but don’t actually recall doing it. Then we started making out. I then went down on her for like 10 mins and she gushed with an orgasm. She said she almost always dates women and has never come from a man before. I then end up in some sort of class room setting. Almost like acting class feel. I start telling a girl about how crazyyy my weekend was. And she would listen to like half my story, then get distracted, and another person would overhear it. Then I would start over, get about half way through. And the person would get distracted, and another person chimed in. Then one of the listeners asked why I’m taking so long to tell the story and I responded “because this is literally my first time telling anyone this story, and I’m still processing it because it’s like the wildest series of events ever” and as I’m standing in front of the class I realize that the whole series of events was indeed perhaps to wild and I do my reality check. I make an 👌🏽 sign and count for three extended fingers face up and then flip the hand and count three extended on the other side. But on the first side when I looked on my hand. I made the ok sign, but also had four extended fingers. I had an extra finger. Which made me realize I was still dreaming. I then smiled big and started levitating off the ground in the classroom and unfortunately I quickly fell out of the dream.