Face Paint Destroys My Friendships

Date: 12/18/2016

My friends and I were all gonna have a sleepover so I was like yo how about I bring my gray face paint so we can do Homestuck troll makeup and one of my friends got insanely pissed and started yelling at me because apparently the brand I was using was practically satanic and all my other friends agreed and started helping her find a better brand of face paint. As I was walking over to her house, I made myself some cereal and poured it into a plant because that's apparently how it was supposed to be served. I was about to eat it off of the leaves when I saw bugs crawling on it and noped out of there and are dry cereal from the box instead. When I got to her house it was really awkward because my friends were sorta hating on me about the face paint so I just started eating more stuff cuz I didn't know what else to do.