i caught a shark man

Date: 3/12/2024

i was swimming in beautiful shallow waters filled with plants and fish. me and a blond lady caught tropical fish with our hands and slung them into our pouches at our hip. i caught three then i became her. as her i grabbed a 3 foot long sparkling blue fish covered in scales. it was heavy but i dragged it out of the water in excitement a got onto a flat rocky ledge. someone said that i caught a shark which isn’t allowed but i said it couldn’t be a shark because it has scales. then my fish jumped up and stood of feet and grew in size. it was a man in a shark fish costume. he told me he works for the government as a conservationist and i just caught an invasive species. he said i owed $290. i was like aw man but agreed to pay