Dustin Hoffman at the hardware store

Date: 3/27/2019

I was outside in a baseball field and customers kept coming up to me asking me questions, demanding answers. Then I was working at a hardware store. The customers were surrounding me demanding answers again. I and a coworker were trying to get them to line up in order of arrival. They tried, but were largely uncooperative. One customer at the end of the line had questions about crown molding. My coworker and I started yelling and singing “wrong department!” I was really stressed out and hated the job. I started running at a rack of products and jumping up and kicking it. I yelled obscenities like “fuck this job!”. I was joined by Dustin Hoffman on his bicycle. He rammed the bicycle into the rack while yelling obscenities also. Then I fell and he fell on top of me. It was pleasant. I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He was very surprised and it was obvious he hadn’t thought of me that way. He smiled though, and seemed to warm up to the idea. Then dogs started barking and woke me up.