I Ate My Own Dick

Date: 11/10/2018

I’m a female, but In this dream I was a young boy, no older than 13. I was prince of a kingdom, and my stepdad wanted immortality. He read somewhere that the dick of a young prince with no blood relation to you would give you immortality. As soon as I found out what he had planned for me I hopped on a plane and left. However, soon the plane landed and my stepdad was waiting outside to pick me up. He and I made a deal, if he beat me at 5 challenges, four of which I chose, he could have it. Now keep in mind, my stepdad was a horrible person and a horrible ruler so I did not want him to be immortal. We started playing the challenges, but soon it became apparent that he was going to beat me at all 5. Just as he won the croquet game, I ran away to a forest, chopped it up and ate it. My stepdad was very angry and I was in a lot of pain.