sugar roast

Date: 1/2/2017

Michael comes back from a holiday w his girlfriend for my birthday. the car is badly damaged so we put it inside. we offer to go and fix it straight away but he palms it off saying its not important. his partner says it's not important because it's beyond repair. Michael is annoyed by this because he had banned his friends from driving it incase they damaged it. his birthday present is a bag of marshmallows in Italian wrapping. he challenged me to find the one that looks like a roast dinner, which I do immediately and we celebrate my choice. the sheriff arrives to arrest an old man. the man decides he is innocent, so gets out a gun to say this. the sheriff also gets his gun out but the man just walks to the bar to order a drink. he sits at the table with a tiny cup of beer. the whole bar had got there guns out and pointed at the sheriff, but one by one they put there guns away and leave the bar. someone goes over to the old man and whispers in his ear that if he wanted the bars support in a shootout, he should have brought himself a bigger drink. the man looks down at his small cup ashamed. the sheriff pities him and leaves the bar. in the park my posher cousins are dressed in wedding clothes and playing football. the ball is locked through the goal into where the wedding party is sat. they celebrate until an uncle shouts at one of them to go do the washing up it turns out the Michaels car was destroyed in the shootout in the bar (which the old man with his tiny drink survived). but he was annoyed more that he'd banned his friends from driving it on his girlfriends request, for no reason now.