bass attack

Date: 3/15/2022

i was at the gas station in springfield about to drive to washington DC for a work trip and there was some commotion going on, and I saw someone getting carried away on a stretcher. Since I was present at the scene the police came to question me since it may be a murder. they asked me if i saw anything and i said nah. after a little while the guy came back and told me story: apparently there was a bass fisherman who handled live basses and he always hands the live bass off to his boss because only his boss can handle it. if his boss didn't recieve the fish it would slip out and kill him. but upper management at the fishing company didnt believe him and sent a substitute for his boss and when the fisherman tried to hand the bass off the bass killed him since the other guy couldn't handle it. i said they should have listened to their workers, and then i went to tell the story to my friend chris who was inexplicably there