Turtle Girl 🏖

Date: 10/20/2018

So a bunch of us were on this beach trip, staying at a rich friend's giant mansion with IKEA doors I visited Stevi and Isaiah in their room and saw a little turtle in a jar on a shelf. It was swimming in circles and bobbing up and down. I realized the turtle was actually a salt shaker. It was ceramic and beautifully painted, and the center shaker part was clear. It was kind of like a clear salt shaker was wearing a turtle inner tube. Anyway there was a tinier actual turtle inside of it, using the salt shaker holes to breathe. She looked remarkably like a human girl, but she was a turtle 🤷‍♀️ Amanda had to have her leg amputated??? I wanted to help her but I was so grossed out that I couldn't even be in the room. I kept bringing supplies and then running away. Eventually I was like "I'm sorry guys, I can't be in here" and they laughed at me like "Yes! Good! Get out of here!" It was time to release the tiny turtle girl back into the ocean We took her out of the salt shaker and the jar, and she looked just like a human 3-year-old. Idk how she fit into the salt shaker before, because now she was just a normal sized little girl toddling around wearing a dress. BUT she was still a turtle so we had to return her to the ocean. First we had to find her a swim diaper. I'm not sure why we had any diapers at all, because there weren't any babies on the trip, but apparently we did. But no swim diapers. I was like "if she's a turtle and we're releasing her into the ocean why does she need a diaper?" and they were like "I mean I guess she doesn't, but if we don't put one on her you're gonna have to carry her out there commando" and I was like "gross. you're right. let's find this turtle kid a diaper." Anna had to come back from NYC early because she budgeted badly and ran out of money. Then there was this mansion turned museum with a middle hallway kind of like my grandparents' house