nudie run in NY

Date: 9/10/2016

By Charlie

I went 4 a nudie run in NY. I ran through the streets naked as jack and Harry followed me. It was nighttime and we were on our way back to the hotel. People were trying to trip me but i kept dodging them. I went a weird direction trying to get back to the hotel that led me though a skate park. They basically laughed and cheered. I kinda stumbled a bit jumping over this wierd broken fence in the dark. I stopped and said to jack and Harry " how the hell am I going to get back into the hotel, they won't let me in". We went inside and got into the elevator without anyone noticing me. We met the security lady on the top floor and explained why u was naked, she laughed and said its ok to come in. We walked past the security thingo and into the food court and ordered food while I was still naked. Everyone was confused but still amused. I contemplated on getting a cinnamon roll while covering my dik and balls. The dream ended there, as I woke up to go to my actual bed cos I fell asleep in the Lounge room watching Jean Claude van dams CYBORG.