Rhianna and Scarlett Johansson Promise to Come to My Sweet Sixteen

Date: 4/24/2016

Robbie, Laura, Phillip, and Gordon (my redneck cousins) are standing on the sideline of a soccer field. They are coaching nine little kids in a tricycle race. I arrive home from school and teleport to the soccer field. I put on a big hat and sunglasses in order to disguise myself, and sneak across the field with Robbie, Laura, Phillip, and Gordon noticing. I duck under a thin, wooden fence and sprint across a parking lot. Somehow, I end up in a building with Mom and a few other family members (I can't remember who). We watch Kanye West and Rhianna (who has long dreadlocks for some reason) play "Heart and Soul" together, and then I go and sit with Rhianna at an empty bar. We talk about how Scarlett Johansson came to my birthday party last year, and how nice of a person she is. Rhianna tells me that Scarlett is allergic to strawberries and hates theatre. Rhianna promises to bring Scarlett, Kanye, and herself to my next birthday party. I smile and give her a hug. Her long dreadlocks brush against my cheeks, making me sneeze glitter all over her. She just laughs and hugs me tighter. This sounds like I'm making it up, but I'm not. I love Scarlett, but I have no clue where Rhianna and Kanye came in.