Date: 10/2/2023
By Ether_Erebus
I was driving, and at some point the 403 becomes another highway. Here, you have to stop and your car gets like locked in. Anyway, my car is like half covered, so once we lock in, my car goes lurching into this under dimension. Somehow, I get put into this group of random people who I’m meant to meet and talk to. There’s like a coffee/cocktail bar and this one white dude sits beside me in this very high tech room, trying to talk to the girl beside me who’s clearly young and he’s like pushing 40. And he’s trying to pick her up, I grab her gently and move her away, looking dead in the old white guys face and saying “nope, no thanks”. And he tries to start a scuffle, and he gets up and grabs me, almost pretending to hit me and I don’t flinch. I grab his hands and he immediately gets fearful, and I look him dead in the eye and let go of his wrists and say “I fucking dad you to throw the first punch. Do it fucker” and he doesn’t and this causes other people to look and pull him away from me and get a stern talking to by one of the employees (male, fairly tall, white Guy with black hair). After this orientation shit, I decide to take a walk and go towards the student housing, everything is made of glass or metal - it’s all very sci-fi. I remember going into Meghana’s room and then getting a thank you note for something, and when I walk back out and downstairs, she sees me and walks into and straight back out of the building. She’s embarrassed but it’s sweet. I pull her back and we’re sitting at this cafeteria place but it’s like a self serve self clean up place and a bunch of kids just leave their dirty dishes there and no one cleans up. I get a little upset but say nothing. Then, I end up leaving and go to this random seminar, once I get to the room, they tell everyone to strap up and it’s like I’m in a convertible car, the top is down. They tell you to look up, and a character matching your features is made (like the iPhone Memojis). Then, once we’re strapped in, they say hold on and they take us on this wild, absolutely WILD, rollercoaster ride. It’s so much fun but the craziest thing was I felt like I could feel myself being flipped upside down and like lurching downwards and all this. First, the rollercoaster went straight down, and into this random room where we’re doing a loop de loop and the bottom of my hair touched dirt of some kind, then we pop back up, only to be upside down Again. I remember burping and someone saying “be careful, you’re going back upstairs down again” and once that happened, we got pulled back upside down and when we were coming right side up again, we’re being placed into shallow water and everyone dropped in like “Bloop bloop bloop” and I was holding my breath, thinking it might be deep but it was shallow, up to like my hips. We did some random exercise in the water and then the rollercoaster went to this dryer room where we were dried from the water and then it ended. I walked out late and sitting in one of the rooms is two men and one really big poodle dog. I walk up and ask to take a picture, and they say “of course” and I sit in a random, space ship looking chair (very reminiscent of Pixar’s Buzz Lightyear colouring chair). And since I sat in a random chair, I realize my Memoji is some random white dude with facial hair, who I realize is incorrect. So I get up to move to my actual spot, and I see a group of really mean looking, cartoonish actually, looking men walking in. They come and start doing something on the side and basically dominating the room. They go to sit down, but I stop them and say “no, it’s my turn to get my picture taken. You can wait over there” and someone from the desk taking pictures looks up in surprise and gasps, while the man sitting there (looking like megamind’s face and like pointy triangular hair that’s a little white at the temples and black everywhere else) looks at me in disdain but complies. I get my photo taken and then I say thank you, but I’m told by the tall white man at the desk to follow him. The dog follows behind us as well. I get to some random corner and he pulls me into it, where no one can see us, and we’re beside a panel that’s in the wall. I ask for my picture one more time but they say there’s more important information to talk about and that I’d get my picture later. Something passes between us and I know something is terribly wrong and I have to fix it. Somehow, the dog literally stands up and morphs into some kind of demon dog and talks to me. But when it’s talking to me, it’s like a bunch of whispers and hisses combined together to make one voice. The dog demon says “look, now you broke her. You’re scaring her” while I’m looking right at it, numb to whatever’s happening. They’re like whisper arguing for a second and I just look at them and say “can I get a hug, please? I think I need one” and the dog turns to me, bending down so it’s longish snout is in my face and says “of course, you deserve a hug” while bending down further to give me a hug. While It’s trying to give me a hug, it comes to my right and begins to hug me, and I look to my left, seeing the guy but not really, and then waking up, feeling the remnants of the dog moving in for a hug. I knew I had to write this story down. I woke up a little disoriented but otherwise alright. The dog was a female, I think, and it was a long, big looking poodle dog, that had a black coat of fur/hair. Stood a head taller than me when morphing into the upright position before talking. Fhckijg weird.