Date: 6/20/2018
By ThatKitKat
I wander around an American street next to a school and then my mind gets sucked into the body of an old man. It was if his soul just said 'meh you deal with it now' and buggered off. Anyways I noticed I have a hernia (it's an inguinal hernia which is normally found in men). I went to the hospital and they said they could fix me, I went onto the operating table and they must've given me a numbing injection because I was awake for the procedure. Afterwards the doc had told me what they did; they stuffed my penis into my abdominal cavity and sewn me up. I gave him the biggest 'are you f*cking serious' look and walked out. I could feel my penis poking at my skin even more than the hernia did. I walked around feeling super uncomfortable. I went back to the doctor saying that he's an idiot and now I have two problems fricking fix it. He shrugged and I left angry. Storming down the street I notice a small green door, I mean maybe a thimble tall, situated in the top of a cardboard box. I pick up the box and it felt empty. Curious, I used my finger to open the door and I get sucked through the opening into darkness. I wake up in a forest with Autumn leaves beneath my body. I look at the trees and notice that it looks almost like clay, as if I was in a Tim Burton movie. I get up and trudge through the crisp leaves until I see a thick tall oak tree, but it was dark, almost burnt looking. An eerie breeze blew through, kicking up dirt and leaves. I suddenly felt scared and kept checking behind me in fear of being attacked. I started backing up to the tree thinking I could use it to guard me. I saw a large shadow grow on the ground in front of me and I turned to see a massive cartoony spider with long scary spindly legs. It towered over me and I fell back, stuck in place. Her leg reached out slowly to me and I gritted my teeth thinking I'm about to be spider food. She pulled her body back and with the cutest Helena Bonam Carter accent she asked "well are you going to stay on the cold hard ground like that or will you take my hand?" .... WHAT ....WHAT?! My hand jerkily took her thin leg and she gently lifted me to my feet. "You're like no fly I've ever seen" she said intrigued. "Well you're like no spider I've ever seen" I replied, she seemed to blush a little. Suddenly my hernia penis mess poked through my skin and I clutched at it in discomfort. The spider noticed and said she could help me if I wanted it. I asked if she'd ever done this before, she said there's a first for everything which I couldn't argue with. She produced threads and with multiple legs went to work on my abdomen. She fixed me and changed me back to a girl which was nice. She started spinning something while I patted my pelvis in total joy. I heard celebratory chanting in the distance, but when looking at the horizon I had no idea where it came from. Suddenly with a groan the giant oak tree parted its roots showing a set of stairs with a green glow from further in. The chants became clear and and out from the tree came a caricature centipede and mouse. For some reason they were the same size as each other but smaller than the spider. The centipede seemed as drunk as a fish and put a few arms around my shoulder, "Heya toots haven't seen you round these parts" "She's new here Bug don't taint her" the spider said, snapping her thread, "arms up" she instructed and she cut down the middle of my shirt and dropped a lacy white dress. It felt a little wet but it was pretty, I thanked her and took a drink offered by Bug. We talked and laughed and then they sent me on my way to a normal sized green door. Later I had told my family about the box and they wanted in. I found the box and we all transported to the land and got on so well with the world and the people. They helped us with our problems and worries. The spider however on my way back one time looked a little sadly at me. The next time we wanted to go we touched the door and got sucked into a small weirdly coloured room, there were smudges of red and purple on the walls with a green door either side. My sister (who doesn't exist) started thrashing out at me yelling why we weren't in the world yet. I stared through her deep in thought. There was a dull drone of arguing that suddenly stopped by my words. "We don't need them anymore..." They all stared at me processing what I had said before arguing again. I stepped away from the group in a silent sadness. I approached the door that lead to the other world and rested my head and the palm of my hand against it. I smiled sadly knowing I had taken advantage of the world and know will never be able to see my friends again.
AI generated interpretation This dream is quite complex and contains various symbolic elements that can provide insight into your inner psyche and current conflicts. The dream begins with you undergoing a surreal and uncomfortable situation in which your hernia is "cured" by a doctor by stuffing your penis into your abdominal cavity. This could symbolize feelings of vulnerability or emasculation in your waking life, as the hernia represents a physical issue in a sensitive area of the body. Feeling discomfort and anger towards the doctor in the dream may reflect unresolved anger or frustration towards authority figures or situations in your life. The transition to the forest with autumn leaves suggests a sense of transition or change in your life, with the Tim Burton-like atmosphere indicating a mix of whimsy and darkness. The tall burnt tree and the shadowy presence of the cartoony spider could symbolize fear and anxiety about facing challenges or unknown aspects of yourself. The spider, with its ability to fix your hernia and transform you back into a girl, represents a healing presence or a source of feminine power and wisdom in your subconscious. The presence of the centipede, mouse, and the transformation into a lacy white dress may symbolize a sense of camaraderie, celebration, and a new beginning. The green door represents possibilities, transformation, and the unknown. Your family's involvement and the positive interactions with the strange world and its inhabitants suggest a sense of connection, support, and growth. The final scene in the dream, where you realize you may not be able to return to this world and have to leave your friends behind, could reflect feelings of loss, regret, or bittersweet emotions about moving on from a positive but temporary situation in your life. Overall, this dream may be pointing towards themes of healing, transformation, facing fears, seeking support, and navigating transitions in your waking life. It may be helpful to reflect on these symbols and emotions to gain a deeper understanding of your current challenges and growth opportunities.