Fun times

Date: 12/31/2016

I was at a YSA activity, where we were playing a sort of mix-up between D&D and a board game. Everyone left, even though I wanted to keep playing, so I played for everyone in turn. When it was my turn, I got to a space where I could choose to lick something or not. There was a 1:2500 chance of instant death, but I did it anyway. I won a cool hand sickle that housed an impertinent spirit, who had to make their own attack roll every time I used it. After the game was over, I left the building, to find that my car had been replaced with a cool new car. It didn't really have doors or anything, and it was just open to the elements, which was probably going to be annoying later on. The car didn't have wheels, either; it hovered above the ground. It was super cool. I was at church with my family, and I found a small green snake. It was thicker than a normal snake, with a body like a cigar. It was really cute, actually, and we took it home. I set up a water bottle and towel and stuff for it, and it seemed content. My dad said that we couldn't keep it, though, so I returned it to the lawn the next day. I took a video of myself giving it water, and I was going to send that to my friends, but it was just a dream. In the last dream I remember, I was riding around town on a scooter, when I encountered a group of people all riding scooters like I was. They were having a scooter race, and I decided to try and win, even though I hadn't registered for the race. I knew I wouldn't win anything, but I figured it would be fun. It turned out to be harder than I thought, because I didn't know the route. I got lost, and then I headed to where I thought the finish line was, which was the courthouse. When I got there, I had to go through a row of buildings, and they housed a sort of open-air Asian market. I got convinced into buying an octopus, which looked less like a real-life octopus and more like a fleshy sack with some tendrils hanging off it. I didn't win the race.