"It's my turn, Lord Farquaad!"

Date: 6/5/2017

People, mainly mean people or super villains, started to take care of babies. It calmed them, like a type of therapy. And some of them wore the babies on their heads, dunno why but whatevs. But then people started to fight over the babies. Like, "It's my turn, Lord Farquaad!" "No it's fucking not, Craig. It's been like five minutes!" Except they had babies with them, so they could only whisper scream and speed walk and make faces at each other.