Joann's Conspiracy Theory

Date: 2/12/2017

By Nepetas_Legion

There was a conspiracy theory that Joann's was owned by Iron Man, so I went on a secret spy mission to find out if it was true or not. I found a huge building that was essentially several of the stores built right next to each other, and I had to find the right one that was the main building. Turns out it was the very last one. I had to tell them a secret code in order to enter, and everyone inside was super suspicious of everything. I'm pretty sure the conspiracy theory was true and I think in the end I decided to join them.