this ones wild

Date: 6/5/2017

so there was a big fair in the grass area across from my house so we went and and Chris Pratt and jack black where there playing volleyball with some girls and they got arrested for being kinda creepy then I remembered that there was a twenty one pilots concert that day so I was like mom we gotta go but she was like no it don't start till later then way later it was night time and later that night I was building sunglasses with these girls and they where really nice but then I remembered that I missed the tøp concert so I was like bawling my eyes out and so they got uncomfortable and left and then the queen tried to poison her son tHEN on the second day I had to go to a gym class but in the locker room I forgot what my like lock code was so I went to ask the teacher but it was a substitute teacher so she was like I guess you just don't have to do it lmao so they all left and I followed but it turns out it wasn't even gym class it was a fucin fire drill tf and so me and my friend Kaili went back inside to do math homework or whatever then after that I was at this restaurant with my family and I was on my phone and my dad was like "I see you on Pinterest, that's such a dumb game" and I was like "dad it's not even a game" and he was like "okay,,, have fun with your pixelated humans" so that was weird and then I snuck out and there was a forest behind my house so I went back there to talk to this person and I still know nothin about them ??? but they wanted me to bring them basil and parsley so I did and then remember how I said there was a queen well this bitch has been filling bikes with everyone's blood since forever to do god knows what with it and I found out her secret and told everyone lmao