Date: 2/4/2017
By awesomepossum
I was in Resident Evil 7 popping off zombies with a shotgun. I came up on a giant troll with a leather jacket so I tried to burn him with the flame thrower to no avail. He attacked and hurt me pretty bad, so i went to my phone to exit the game. He pushed his finger against my butthole and started pressing down more and more the closer my finger got to the exit button. I jolted awake with my butthole actually throbbing >_>