egg boy

Date: 4/30/2019

By vic_

There was this child wandering around a park in a blue bunny costume. The way he carried himself was exactly like a rabbit, almost anthropomorphic. He had an obsession with collecting easter eggs even though it was months past easter. The eggs were all rotten, eaten by animals, and green on the inside. They smelled horrible, but he just kept walking around and putting them in a small yellow wicker basket. People were confronting him and he would ignore what they were saying completely and rant about how pretty the eggs were. Every time he picked one up he'd be like "woah look at this one, it's my favourite colour" or “this ones really special”.