Hilarious Prom

Date: 5/10/2018

My husband and I (yes I’m married and in my 30s and this is set now) were going to prom but things were a mess to get there. We were supposed to meet up with friends before getting a ride so we all decided to meet on a busy street corner at rush hour. My husband and I meet at the corner and start asking people to take photos of us. Those people proceed to walk out into the road and are dodging traffic to get a picture, meanwhile pedestrians are blocking us by waiting to cross the crosswalk. Finally the photos are getting snapped and a friend arrives and decides to photo bomb the picture. I get so mad and turn to her and say “This is my only chance to get a good photo of my husband and I dressed up! What gives?!” Then she proceeds to point out that I am in fact not wearing my dress but gym clothes, even though my hair and makeup are done. I immediately jump in my car and go home but all of my dresses are in a big box (but it was shaped like a tube) in the attic. I pull out the first dress I can and head out. I decide to take the bus back to the meeting spot because I don’t want to leave my car at the intersection. I decide to change while on the bus (wtf?!) and get mad when this creepy guy starts staring and hitting on me. Anyway I don’t know what I look like until I get off the bus. Of course I grabbed a dress that was completely see through at the bottom and had a midriff which made me uncomfortable, but at least it fit. As I’m figuring out what to do about the skirt, a couple friend of ours is driving by the intersection in a huge pickup truck towing a boat, screaming out the window “where do I park!?” And we start laughing uncontrollably. He has to whip a left turn at the intersection but he finds a “spot” even if it means crushing a car as he parks. They hop out and the guy comments “I can see the flowers on your underwear under that skirt.” I decide to start asking the girl friends if they have a spare skin-colored thong I can borrow (ew!) but they are all drunk and can’t really respond. I decide to just take my underwear off and throw them in the street as we all walk to the prom. 😎