Date: 5/1/2021
By randybobandy
I was part of the Sopranos family. At one point there was some kind of accident at the house that left them all dead and mummified. It was devastating. Tons of people came to the house to investigate and I was just completely broken. It was also revealed that the sister, Meadow, was a figment of everyone’s imagination the entire time, she was never real and never existed outside of the house. I went shopping for funeral clothes and ran into my ex Thomas and decided to get back together. He wanted to be there for me after losing so many people all at once and so suddenly. The next morning I woke up to many texts from him that he clearly thought he was sending to his friend, but sent to me by accident because he was very drunk. They were along the lines of, “My new friend Nina is way too much man and the way she does that hot walk...”, “Nina is coming back with me to my place this is like a fantasy come true man”, “Hey man do you have any condoms around?” He clearly cheated on me. I felt doubly devastated and doubly broken. I texted back “Exfuckingscuse me??”