Date: 6/5/2017

By brookethegreat

I stopped some mafia guys from stealing my car from the church parking lot. They were all "Man, we were gonna return it, we just had to do this thing" and they told me their plan for the thing. It was a bad plan. I told them I was embarrassed for them and their plan was stupid and I sat them down in the church foyer and whipped them up a better one. I'm not totally sure what the thing was, but it was almost definitely illegal.