The most fucked up shit ever

Date: 5/28/2018

** BIG FAT DISCLAIMER** I wrote this dream the moment I woke up from hell, and it’s to my friend so be ready for crappy grammar and spelling and shitty language. Everything is unedited. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Ty for reading tho. DUDE I HAD A REALLY INTENSE AND FUCKED UP DREAM WHERE I WAS ABOUT TO BE MINCED MEAT BUT I ESCAPED THE BAD GUYS BUT THEY KEPT CHASING ME AND I WAS JUMPING ON ROOFTOPS RUNNING AWAY AND AS I WAS RUNNING I SEE BRYAN CHASING ME TO HELP THE BAD GUYS AND AS I WAS RUNNING AND JUMPING AROUND I SEE STEVEN’s CAR WITH VINCE IN IT SO I JUMP DOWN THE STEEP WALLS AND GET IN CAUSE I HAD A FEELING THEY WERE HELPING ME AND I WAS LIKE “perfect timing” AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN VINCE DECIDES TO GO TO THE RESTROOM WHERE THE BAD GUYS WERE AROUND. I WAS LEFT ALONE AND SCARED SO I WAS LIKE WTF AND WENT IN WHERE HE WAS PEEING TOO SO I WOULDN’T GET CAUGHT AND everyone was looking at me. WHEN THE BAD GUYS WENT IN THE RESTROOM, vince already left me alone in the restroom to fend fr myself. FLORA AND JEANETTE CAME IN AND WERE LIKE WTF IS SHE DOING HERE AND I TOLD THEM TO SHUSH BC I WAS BEING CHASED. THEN THEY CAUGH ME AND JEANETTE ENDED UP BEING ONE OF THE BAD GUYS. I STARTED RUNNING AGAIN AND ALMOST TRIPPED BC SHE THREW A ROPE ON MY FOOT. I GOT OUT AND KEPT RUNNING AND AS I WAS RUNNING I SEE MY BROTHER(XING) CHASING ME TOO AND I WAS LIKE WTF AND KEPT RUNNING . I dropped my phone in a CORNER BUT I KEPT RUNNING AND MY BROTHER CAUGHT UP AND BEGAN ABUSING ME UNTIL I GOT OUT AGAIN. I RAN HOME AND TRIED LOCKING THE DOORS. ALL OF A SUDDEN I HAD A PHONE AGAIN AND I ASKED STEVE IF I COULD CRASH AT HIS PLACE FOR A WHILE EVEN OF HE WAS WITH ANGELLA BC OF MY SITUATION AND HE SAID NO BC PEOPLE KNEW I HUNG OUT WITH HIM AND DIDn’t WANT RUMORS TO SPREAD SO I WAS LIKE FINE. I GATHERED WHATEVER MONEY I HAD AND THEN I GOT INTERRUPTED BY SOMEONE WHO IS APPARENTLY MY SISTER IN THIS DREAM . TURNS OUT SHE’s AGAINST ME TOO, SO I START RUNNING AGAIN. SHE KEEPS CATCHING UP AND HURTING ME BUT I KEEP GETTING away AND WE’RE BASICALLY RUNNING IN CIRCLES WHILE I TRY LOCKING DOORS ON HEr. I QUICKLY TELL MY MOM TO FUCKING HELP AND GET THE CAR STARTED SO WHEN SHE DID I FINALLY GOT A HOLD OF THAT BITCH(sister) AND TOOK THE TWO SCISSORS SHE WAS HOLDING AND STABBED TF OUTTA HER. THE SCISSORS WEREn’t SHARP ENOUGH TO MAKE HER BLEED BUT I KEPT STABBING HER. I WAS SO SCARED OF MURDERING HER SO I DID ENOUGH TO HOPE SHE WOULD DIE FROM IT BUT NOT REALLY. IDK Y BUT MY MOM WAS LAUGHING. Then I’M TELEPORTED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND REALIZE IM ON THE RUN AGAIN. So I GO JUMPING FROM ROOF TO ROOF AGAIN. I LEARN THAT MY SISTER WAS STILL ALIVE AND TOLD MY BROTHER TO CATCH UP AND USE HER ASSAULT BY ME AS BAIT TO BLACKMAIL ME. UGHH. It was so intense I could feel my blood pressure rising. Before that i was having a sleepover at shiteen’s place with school people and we were just chilling in her mansion cooking. BUT AFTERWARDS WE WERE TOLD ABOUT HOW HAUNTED SHIREEN’s place was and we saw fire light up by itself and we fled that place asap. I TOLD MY MOM ABOUT IT AND SHE SAID I WAS CRAY CRAY. AND BEFORE THAT DREAM WITH SHIREEN, I WAS SIPPNG ON JAMBA JUICE WITH VIVIAN AT A STORE. AnD WHEN I FINISHED, ANDY(yellow shirt supervisor) SAID I COULD GET REFILLS IF I GAVE THE CASHIER MY OLD BOTTLE AND I YELLED AT VIVIAN TO GET MORE AND WAS LIKE, OH YES. OMG BTW I JUST WOKE UP I’m telling everyone about this omg FRIEND: “why was everyone against u omg 😂” BACK TO ME:: OKOK SO VERY ILLOGICAL BUT I WAS PLAYING A GAME LIKE FANTAGE WHERE I WAS A DEER PRANCING TF AROUND AND THERE’s this area where u go to , to go to the next area THRU A PORTAL . SO I PRANCED THERE AND LANDED IN A BATCH OF CUTE ASS CORGIS who were about to be minced meat for the dog festival. When I teleported, i turned into a fat pig. And since they saw that i found out what they were doing, they were gonna go to the extent to make me food so their secret isn’t out there. So when i started running l, i turned back into my human self outta no where.