I might have taken foreign diplomacy too far (DONT read unless over 16)

Date: 12/23/2019

So first I had to construct different military tactics in different war zones in malls around the middle east and rebelling southeast countries. That was fun bc I got to travel and I didn’t actually construct any tactics it was just like a business vacation. But THEN. I think we got kidnapped and I woke up inside a kidnapper type van and saw a prince of India sitting on the floor totally naked and he weighed like 500 lbs. And he was making everybody else in the van take turns giving him handjobs. It’s gross but his dick was as long as like two baguettes but as fat as the the distance between the chin and the forehead. Also his dick was uncut and floppy and gross and smelled. Eventually I had to do it and it was horrible.