The Tale of Pirate-Trucker Cush

Date: 10/17/2016

First theres something about WWE's Bayley. People think shes the porn star Bailey Jay but shes not (this is in dream), and anyway I see on TV Bayley throwing herself a Birthday Party and I *so* want to go. So i head into work think I gotta tell them I need this date off cause im going to a pretty girls party... Or maybe ill just watch it on TV I dunno. But entering my job (Secuirty guard) right away somethings off. Im like entering this shed, and theres an alcoholics anonymous meeting going on/Just ending. I dont want anyone there to see me for fear they think im here to attend that. So I quick duck into a supply closet... Which turns out is a bathroom. One of my coworkers is in there chatting away with lady eating noodles out of a small pot on the sink. I have to pee, so I pee in the sink next to the pot. My coworker doesnt like this and I apologize but I gotta go. "Ok just warn me next time!" Something happens. Im now doing my old job of grocery cashier, but in my new jobs residence. I have a lady coworker, she gets confronted but this skinny guy who looks like the devil. Red tie, black suit... He said he has a message for the girl from her ex, but the message is kind wishy washy, like he doesnt remember what it was or is just making it up. Anyway he goes to attack her,and I run over, tackle him and I say "what do you mean you think its the message?! Youre full of shit! No one sent you!" Next thing im loading his unconcious body into the back of a semi. Were driving down the highway till we hit snowy area covered in frost. As were unloading him from the truck I kick him in the head as hard as I can into the side of the trailer. This is weird cause its almost a reality show. Trucker Justice. But when we let the guy go me and the driver are standing on the shoulder hearing sirens. I start bitching now telling the driver he should have our proper filming permits on hand so he doesnt have to dig through the truck. Anyway it turns out its not the police but this massive Mad-Max style pirated ship on a Big Rig's body. Its captain in a man named Cush. He looks like an old Hunter S Thompson. He pulls up and gets out. He wants us out of the way or something. He has his own passenger that he turns to and says "we gotta get you to X place so you can make the battle of europa!"...it might of been the tenth doctor My dream cuts to and Idea for a board game. Two headless characters trying to navigate a body of water looking for a special gem. Their heads would attache to any body, mostlyfish. On a humans theyd look like Cush. Then I woke up.