Seth Rogan/Jonah Hill

Date: 1/2/2019

So basically this was taken place at this huge ass museum/school/mall and it was all combined together and I was wearing this cute ass dress with my brown army boots, and it was taking place during Halloween because there was a bunch of people walking around in masks and costumes. And I didn’t want to dress up because I was going to get slutty for a party the next night, and I don’t really remember what the fuck happened but I was outside with josh and we heard police sirens and we both saw police and security guards coming and josh ran one way, I ran the other and ALL 10 OF THE POLICE started running after me and I was like HELL NO Do I just kept running and running and running and I got to this “party”’and it was really dark inside but there were disco lights and I was walking around and Seth rogan was walking past and I was like “HOLY SHIT SETH??” And I have him a big ass hug and there was another dude idk who he was but he looked exactly like Seth but it wasn’t him. And then JONAH HILL came walking and I was like “HOLY FUCK JONAH HILL” and I literally jumped onto him and hugged him and he’s like “ohmygod ohmygod you’re not 18 I’m going to jail” and the Haleys like “um 16 is the age of consent” and I’m like “um I don’t want to fuck you?” And then I tried to get a picture of me with them both but my phone was glitching in my dream😪