Catfishing on Roblox while moving to Hogwarts

Date: 11/27/2019

By Iavas_Fael

Fantastic dream. So my family and I were moving to Hogwarts, and amidst all the packing I made sure I had time to play Roblox. While dragons attacked overhead and tried to grab our belongings, I snuck away and logged in. I decided to catfish my friend’s girlfriend to prove her loyalty to him. I logged in and friended her, and proceeded to use every charm I possess to woo her. Unfortunately, I have all the charm of an old turtle. My Roblox character chased her around while shouting constant compliments, giving out myriads of gifts, and trying to be as seductive as I possibly could. I remember leaning against a fence and talking to my victim, ignoring her pleads to see my face. I got her to giggle a bit, and she spent some time with me. Her excuse was that it was all in fun. By the end of the dream, everyone discovered who I really was and stood in a semicircle around me, shaming me in utter silence. It was horrible. I barely remember the moving to Hogwarts part. It was quite important to the plot though.