my zoo is dysfunctional

Date: 7/9/2024

By juulianjuice

been having so many weird dreams lately it’s insane. so i had a regular house. but i had a ton of zoo animals in there. like lions, panda bears, otters etc. the otters had a nice spot cause they need to swim but the bigger animals were really constricted to like closer sized spaces. i decided i needed to make their spaces more livable so they wouldn’t get mad at me. i moved the pandas into a bigger room and then was trying to figure out how to get the lions a better spot when a bunch of little creatures the size of hamster but with bear ears scurried by me. i was like oh no i need to catch them. so i just them down and they went to the subway where i chased them into a train. there were atleast 5 of them and they were getting kind of scattered. i managed to catch i think four of them and put them in my tote bag. then the train gets off and i go to this expensive thrift store. i start looking around and im like hmm i like this white purple and teal coloured tracked pants. so i go to try them on and im waiting to go in the washroom. when some black haired lady with a slick back waits in like too, but when the person comes out of the bathroom she cuts me and just goes into the bathroom with a smug face and locks it. i decided to give her hell so i was talking shit about her to the staff and i think trying to get into the bathroom to piss her off. well the last little hamster thing runs by and i’m like better get that. so i start chasing after it but it starts getting bigger. then it becomes the size of a small bear and starts talking to me. it saying it doesn’t wanna come and i’m like dude! i promise at my zoo ill treat you right!