hi alicia keys i’m dad

Date: 3/16/2022

i was in a discord server that alicia keys was in and i said something and then she replied to me and idk i think at some point she said she was alicia keys so i ended up saying hi alicia keys im dad also i was in this random class and it was set up more like high school with desks and holden was sitting behind me kinda and this new kid was sitting right behind me plus this new girl was sitting next to me (it was this girl from tiktok who did a thirst trap w a necklace in her mouth um anyways). we were working on this worksheet and i was taking forever bc i didn’t know what to put lol (as usual ig). i said something funny i think and the new guy behind me responded to it and laughed and i was like damn wtf. then we all eventually turned in our worksheets (i think the teacher was my photography prof) and i had to get up to give it to her when she was leaving bc i “forgot” to turn it in (idk if i was actually done yet still lmao). then it was just me and the girl and we were hanging out ig idek in my room and she was telling me how she came here and the boys were cute yeah but she really came here bc she was…and she paused and wasn’t saying what so i had to guess…gay?? and she was like yeah i’m trying to figure that out. i was like same bestie but also ur hot so um anyways. then i think i went to take a nap but fell off the bed on the floor and she laughed at me. also at some point i was eating cream cheese wontons from a plate and idk where they came from