Date: 3/24/2018
By BajaBoy
Alright so in my first dream, I was at school and everything was normal. When school got out, lots of my friends were going to Taco Bell. (I just realized how many of my fucking dreams have Taco Bell in them) We all got into my friend Ashtyn’s car and drove there. When we went inside it was fancy like a Starbucks but it was definitely a Taco Bell. *-Then I woke up trying to do WBTB method-* My first dream after I fell back asleep was with my mom in McDonald’s. I really wanted breakfast so that’s what I got. We sat down at a table and started eating fries, when our food was done, we realized we were eating someone else’s food the whole time, oops. In my second dream, I was at my High School, there was a ton of people there that I didn’t recognize. I thought it was meeting for a special program and everyone was meeting at my school. But apparently it was a Graduation celebration thing. We all walked into the cafeteria where there was a bunch of food set out, even my favorite, Stromboli. It’s the only good food my school serves. I got like 2 different kinds and the lunch lady called me greedy. I then flexed my arms like a bodybuilder and yelled “I need my gains, bitch!” That shit was funny asf. After that, I walked to the bathroom and when I walked out, I was in the locker room? Then, I was in a hotel room with this girl who I guess was staying with me? I didn’t know who she was but she had long brown curly hair. She left and I tried to organize the room because it was a MESS. I then had an idea, (Sorry for this gross part lmao) “I can jerk off in complete privacy!”. I turned the volume ALL the way up and I got paranoid that other rooms could hear me, so I walked out into the hallway completely naked???? There was an old person trying to get on the elevator who looked at me weird. Then I wanted to go ding dong ditch someone so I knocked on the door opposite from me, then ran back into my room and shut the door. The door opened and it was a room FULL of girls having a sleepover, I opened the door and said “Sorry I didn’t mean to scare you.” One of the girls tried to get into my room and kept touching on me, I was like “Yo wtf you’re like 15 no thanks.” And she said “No I’m not, I’m a robot.” When I stepped through the door, it was like I was in some weird VR porn ad? I was in this house and there were different scenes playing in different rooms. When I tried to ‘interact’ (😉😂), an error popped up telling me I had to pay or something. I went outside the house and I was in some city, still naked, so I started running back to my hotel. I was trying to play Pokémon Go at the same time and it wasn’t working out. I kept running but I couldn’t feel my feet at all, I thought it was because I was stepping on rocks. When I was almost to the hotel, I met up with that girl that was sharing the room with me and we walked back together. In my last dream, I’m PISSED that I didn’t go lucid, here’s why. I was in this town and it was almost like a Dreaming Town. All the buildings and stuff were old timey, like in the wild Wild West. They all had different names having to do with dreaming. Like different lucid dreaming methods, (WILD, FILD, WBTB, ect.) I was sitting down near some trees, talking to some people about WBTB. I told them I woke up, started up for an hour then went back to bed. I also told them about Vitamin B6 I recently started taking IRL, because I heard it helps with having lucid dreams. (IDK HOW I didn’t go lucid literately TALKING about the method I was trying to do IRL 🙄). Anyways, we started talking about other methods and some lady told me that Lucid Dreaming was the key to time traveling. She led me to this house to learn more. I was walking around the house, when I walked into this room next to a window. When I looked out the window, there was a grandma in a car trying to talk to me. I couldn’t hear hear her so I went outside. I saw in her car she had a little girl and a middle aged girl with her too. The grandma was speaking Spanish or something similar so I couldn’t understand her. The little girl got out and told me the grandma needed a paper from inside the house. Then the small girl got on my back and we went into the house to find the paper. She helped me find it and we took it back outside. She then explained to me how SHE and the middle aged girl in the car were also the grandma. Holy SHIT it was time traveling grandma. I was getting hype to be apart of this sci-fi dream adventure. When my old fucking stepdad pulls into the damn driveway and diverts the whole dream. He got out and and was talking to the grandma about normal stuff. There was this girl I didn’t recognize feeling her stomach and I asked her what she was doing, she was talking about how overweight she was. I was like “No wtf I’m the fat one.” And I lifted up my shirt. She started feeling my stomach with her eyes closed and making weird ass noises. That must have been to much for me because I woke tf up lmao