the USA is fucked up

Date: 8/28/2021

aug 7 2021 went to america with a bunch of my friends. we got a hotel room and me and len took edibles and probably drank. we went to the mall afterward. we went to this like cosplay store and i saw some plants vs zombies statue thingies (kinda like the character standees in the nyc nintendo store) and i sent a pic to lendsy bc i thought it was funny lol. i remember going to another cosplay store with lendsy and there was a section with those bread hats u put on cats? but there were a lot of dif kinds like i found a blue bear one and put it on. when i put it on my bangs went over my eyes and i looked in the mirror and was just in awe at how sexy and hot i looked. after i put it back we saw this omocat stand but no one was there???? idk😭 we passed by it and sat down at this circle table, ash and lendsy were with me at this point. i literally pulled down my pants and peed right then and there. my chair was a toilet while i was doing this. when i finished and pulled my pants back up i noticed it was a chair again and i was like did i just pee on a chair??? where did my piss go what????? so after that i still had to pee so i went outside of the mall and started walking down the street to find a bathroom. all of a sudden i notice that across the street there were all these people standing in formation wearing white like decontamination suits idk wtf theyre called LOL and they were holding guns so i got really scared and ran back to the mall as quietly as i could to avoid being noticed. on the way i overheard a girl being like omg how is the mall not closed if this happened at my school we’d be in lockdown!! and i was like holy shit now im scared. i got back to the mall all terrified and my friends were like wtf happened and i went straight to one of the store employees and told them. and they were like oh… theyre here…. and i was like im not from america so i literally have no idea whats happening and she explained it to me and basically they were making sure there was absolutely zero consumption of this ONE specific drug that doesnt exist irl but it was so illegal in my dream it wasnt even funny. anyways soon enough the guys in lab suits busted into the mall and started immediately asking everyone questions. They came to our table and were like Have you had anything to drink or ingested any drugs, including cannabis or *name of illegal drug, i dont remember what it was called*? and we all said no. We were like phew thats it??? thats a relief. And then lendsy got rlly scared and was like dude we had alc and weed earlier…. if they catch us we’re dead. both of those are illegal here. and my blood ran cold i was like holy shit….. and then. all the lab people started going around with needles and doing blood tests on everyone. THATS when i really got scared. like i got so terrified that i woke myself up for a quick second. i fell back asleep right after though, so basically i just skipped the part where i got my blood test done. at this point i forgot i was having a dream again and i thought i glitched myself out of the world or smth. After the blood tests were done they had everyone in the room stand up and call their parents. Somehow, even tho i didnt press anything on my phone, i was calling my mom. Then they forced us to repeat a chant after them to our parents. Very dystopian controlling government sort of shit. I hung up, but i was automatically just calling my mom again after. Like the lab ppl had control over our phones. I recited the last part of the chant and my mom was like wtf are u talking about. wait… did the state get you? and i was like i’ll tell u about it later. and hung up for good. Then we all fast walked out of the mall, and i was scared i was gonna be caught for cheating my way out of a blood test. One lab person stopped us on the way out and simply asked us if we had our blood tested and we all said yes. Then we were free to go.