Noel Fielding The Machete Madman

Date: 5/6/2020

I was being attacked by a guy that looked a bit like The Crow (Brandon Lee in full makeup) and had the voice of Noel Fielding. He was chasing me with a machete or a samauri sword, it looked sharp anyway. He caught me by the arm and placed the sword edge against my hand and told me "jokingly" that he was going to cut one of my fingers off. However he also revealed that he wasn't going to do that as he was just joking. I was not reassured as I could actually feel the blade against my hand and he was digging it in.