My girlfriend and I are going to the movies, and she wants some concessions so we stand in line. There's an employee on the mic saying something, but I'm not listening. After a while, I notice that we are in the kid's line, so we move to the adult line. We follow the line, and at the end people are doing batting practice. I see Jose Altuve, George Springer, and Nori Aoki. Aoki actually batted just before me. It's my turn. I pick up a bat and a helmet and step into the batter's box. Note I've never played baseball; only watched it. End note. The first pitch I take and it's ruled a ball outside. The next pitch is in the zone and swing. And the ball is going going going. Just barely over the wall. Homerun. I trot around the bases, and I remember seeing my stats somewhere and then I wake up.