Date: 11/1/2016
By fenderzilla
In a half dreamlike state I heard a voice inside my head "the fifth character will lose their pants." I saw the blue words written on blue background. Okay, I thought groggily, and kind of ignored it. I then dreamt about stuffed animals coming alive and us fighting their uprising. I drifted in and out of true REM sleep, and the subject of my dream kept changing. There were provolved dinosaurs. There was an anime academy with military trucks parked outside. There was a beehive in my room. And finally, I was walking around a boarding school like it was a video game. The teachers were oppressive and talked down to the students. I ran around the school, opening doors and investigating new areas. Anytime anything went wrong, I reloaded a save. There were undertones of the fallout franchise; weapons like lasers and mini guns lying around or employed by the teachers, who reminded me of super mutants (though not in stature) I overheard a teacher scolding a student on the roof, something about a nuclear bomb I found what seemed to be the headmasters nuclear facility in a secret floor of the school. Mathew Broderick was there, disseminating memetic resistance. Someone was after me in the science gift shop, so I propped up a big book and hid behind it. I ran out into the main hall, and a bunch of boys greeted me wearing dresses. (I told one he looked nice) I suddenly remembered it was the day where all boys had to wear dresses. "Crap, I need a dress!" I said out loud. "Well, a shirt is kind of a dress" i said, and with a shrug, I peeled off my pants and underwear and stood there, the edges of my shirt straining and failing to cover my groin. People weren't disgusted, they just shook there heads about how ridiculous and weird I was. I reloaded the save, then walked down the hallway, fully clothed. Upon seeing the same group of students, I said in a really obvious voice "oh! I forgot to wear a dress!" Everyone was like "No! No!", and raised up their hands to cover their eves. I was confused that everyone remembered something from before I had reloaded the save, which made no sense in that world. Apparently the game world had transformed into a comedy show, and this was some sort of meta joke about how video game nerds are perverts or something. Anyway, this was when I woke up. It was only in hindsight, while looking back at the odd dreams I had just had, that I realized that I, the main character in the fifth dream, had indeed lost his pants in accordance to the prediction before. Mind blown. Does the brain know everything it's going to dream about beforehand? Or am I just psychic?