Cat earrapes the whole school

Date: 11/26/2019

By heruined_my_memejournal

Today is my friend Cat’s 17 birthday and I had a dream about her. We were walking around school and she revealed that she could connect with Bluetooth from her headphones to the school’s intercom. She proceeded to use her headphone mic to make really loud, obnoxious shuffling sounds over the intercom. It was hilarious. Then she just played music over it. Nobody cared or notice except us. Then we went to the grocery store and tried to get free ice cream samples. There was a peach flavor sample, then there was one that just said “happy holidays!” The weird thing is the samples were on tortilla chips. It was just a tortilla chip dipped in melting ice cream. I have no memory of how the ice cream tasted. The sample lady was really mean to us. Then I drove home with my mom and sister and my mom was trying to remember a smiths song.