Douches

Date: 7/21/2016

My bro had 2 douche friends over. Fat, drunk, 30 year olds. A girl and I were cuddling, one of them made a very derogatory remark about her breasts. I asked him to leave the apartment because he made me feel uncomfortable. He continued to make comments. I asked him again and he threw a glass ketchup bottle at me, and it exploded ... cut my face up, and cracked my teeth. I went down to the dentist and got all fixed up, and when I came back I gave him the bill. He tried to punch me, and I kicked his ass and accidentally killed him. I was rewarded my my girlfriend with some curry she made me.