Physical Damage, Russian Mangos, and First Kisses (and Genshin Impact?? for some reason??)

Date: 1/17/2022

By Marbot457

This dream was interesting. The setting was a large enclosed park, like a suburban rec park with climbing things made for people of all shapes and sizes. Me and a small group of people, who looked like genshin impact characters (though they didn't exactly act like the way they do in the game), were fighting Diluc, who refused to leave the water. This kept causing the vaporize reaction to happen, and we kept getting really hurt. Eventually we ended up defeating him and a small group of us peeled off from the bigger group to relax on the playground equipment (the part you stand at right before you go down a big slide). My group consisted of Ganyu, a steampunk version of Lumine, Amber, and someone who vaguely resembled Tartaglia but with longer hair and a casual suit and tie (?). They didn't look like strange anime characters here, they just really looked like the characters from the game. We were all showing off out various powers and 'E' reactions when suddenly we were met at the top by a powerful hydro user. All in good fun, she told us to run as fast as we could to see how far her super charged power could reach. We ran off the playground equipment laughing and screeching and ended up a few yards away. We still ended up getting drenched, and the powerful hydro user lady disappeared, but we could hear her laughing as she went. We all started walking our way back to the equipment, to the spots we were previously at. I saw my (pretty sexy ngl) shadow on the wood chips before I ascended the metal stairs after Ganyu. In my shadow I saw my hair, long and damp, just starting to curl, with steampunk goggles on my head like a headband. Also in this dream I was thick as fuqq 😏. Thanks brain. Anyways, I was also wearing a dark red lowcut tank top and high rise mom jeans, but when I got up to the top of the playground stairs, my outfit changed. I was now wearing a long dark red dress, I cant remember the details but it was PRETTTTY sexy I think. As I got to the top, I saw that my group was back to their original positions from before. Lumine, Ganyu, and Amber were all comfortably tangled up together, sitting by the slide entrance, but instead of Tartaglia being sprawled on the opposite side of them, he was kneeled in front of their little cuddle puddle. It seemed that they were all testing out their 'physical damage' on each other. In this case, physical damage meant punching each other in the face and reading the gray numbers that rose from the injury. There were also grocery bags next to them, indicating that we now had food for some reason. I spotted fruits unlike any I had seen before, but ignored it in favor of wanting to show off my physical damage. At that point Ganyu had just finished punching everyone and seemed to have the highest score. Next up was Tartaglia (Im gonna call him Ajax now lol) and he was doing some damage but not nearly as much as Ganyu had, about 25 dmg vs her 42. When he came up to punch me, he looked embarrassed before lightly tapping my face. His damage read 14, and I was weirdly flattered but also weirdly insulted. I told him, eyes blazing, "Hit me harder you coward, let's see the real damage you can do!" and jutted my cheek out for him to hit. He just looked at me dazed and turned away, mumbling, "How do you keep getting hotter..." I was blushing but I wasn't playing no games, I wanted to see the real physical damage number. So he went ahead and punched me square in the jaw (it didn't hurt, this wasn't like a pain thing it was more like a show off your stats sort of thing) and the number 32 floated up from my skin. We all whooped and hollered, it was the highest his score had ever gone. Ajax smiled and blushed before he lowered himself into a sitting position across from the girls, back against the metal pole and legs sprawled out. I settled myself down in a criss cross position next to him, close but not quite touching. We were all pretty close together, the distance between us and the girls was less than 2 ft. Then the conversation drifted around to different topics, but I was just sitting there happy and content. Ajax then reached into one of the grocery bags and pulled out a weirdly pear shaped mango. He held it out to me, explaining that it was a 'russian mango' and explained the lore/history of it to me. I do not remember the lore he said, but I remember he really vaguely mentioned kissing and how its good luck to eat them right before you kiss someone. But in a historical sort of way, like none of us made the connection to ourselves if that makes sense. As he was speaking, I took the mango and began to open it up, twisting off the top part and leaving a perfectly spherical mango. The inside was purple, and filled with blue and white seeds, but for all intents and purposes it smelled like a mango. I began to carve into the fruit, making a sort of bowl out of the skin, and then mashing it all together with the fork he had given me. By the time I was done mashing, it looked and tasted like an acai bowl with granola and honey on the top. I searched around for a spoon, only finding one that had been tossed into the trash bag that we had made out of an empty grocery bag. I picked it up, it seemed clean enough, if not a little bent and I immediately recognized it as one that Ajax had been using. I began eating, holy shit it was so good wtf. As I was eating I drifted in and out of the conversation, we were all drying off in the sun, it was so nice. Somehow Ajax and I ended up on the little swing that was to the left of the slide opening on the top. The swing was fit for two people, it was like a huge square plank of wood, that was higher than the other swings. This meant were still about 2 ft away from the girls and that we could talk to them. I was sitting closer to the girls, while Ajax was laying down behind me. In order to keep us from drifting away from the group, I kept my hands on the metal floor that the girls were sitting on, occasionally poking my fingers into the metal holes. As I gently rocked the swing, Ajax began to play with my damp hair, and we talked quietly to ourselves, while also still engaged with the others. The others kept giving me knowing looks, and I took them head on with a small smile. Time drifted and drifted, I had finished my mango acai bowl thingy and was busy trying to subtly get the granola and fruit pieces out of my teeth so that I could... talk to Ajax? ...Kiss him? Idrk, but I was certainly not going to do whatever I was going to do with fruit pieces stuck between my teeth. Time drifted ever on. The weather went from sunny and bright to a warm dusk setting. All of our clothes had dried from the hydro user's power, but our hair was still a bit damp, drying and curling in places. Ajax began to move from his laying down position and made to rest his chin on my shoulder. As I turned to look at him though, he seemed to lose confidence and he hopped off the swing altogether. He went and stood on a tall wooden post that was cemented in the ground on the other side of the swings. He looked off at the distant horizon and seemed to be brooding. I thought this meant that he DIDN'T like me, and was feeling very much mixed signals there. I also got off of the swing, but I simply did a little hop from the swing to the platform that the girls were sitting on. My legs were dangling off of the edge and I held on to the bars on either side of me. I had finally dislodged that last piece of granola from my teeth for whatever that was worth now. But then I thought, you know what, no, I am hot as fuck, dressed in luxury, and I am not gonna let this bring me down, no sir-ee-bob. Looking up at Ajax again, I caught his eye and smiled in a very cool and sexy way. He looked surprised, and nearly fell off of the pole he was standing on. I giggled, it was pretty funny. The girls behind me had begun to pick up the trash that they had accrued and stuffing it into the empty grocery bags. It looked like it was time to leave, but I was going to make sure this man knew my intentions damn it! I beckoned him over with a sultry smile, the girls behind me were still gathering things together. He immediately hopped off the pole and walked over to me, hands in the pockets of his suit. He seemed pouty, but I could still see the blush painting his face. He came to stand in front of me, but his face was turned away. I reached out and began playing with his tie and tugging at it a bit, thus bringing him closer to me. At this point he was not quite standing between my legs, but it was a near thing. He was now fully staring at my face at this point, and with one final tug I brought him a few inches closer. His hands rested on either side of me, fingertips just barely brushing my thighs. With what I hoped was a sultry smile, I said, "I believe you owe me something sweetheart." I reached out and brushed a lock of hair behind his ear before continuing, "If you want, we can test out if the lore behind the mango is true? See how luck treats us?" I was literally screaming on my head, like holy shit that was smooth right? Like that was ok? God I hoped it was ok, if I just made things awkward between us I would literally go ask that hydro lady to drown me. I was 100 percent freaking out because he kinda just stared at me for a few seconds? Sure he was blushing but that could be from embarrassment or something, or god even worse, shame! He was kind of like, really dazed for a second, before he leaned in really close and-... presented his cheek? He pointed at it with a finger as he did so, so the message was pretty clear. I was confused, but honestly at this point even I could tell that he was kicking himself for doing it, he hadn't meant to do that, but it was too late to back out now. His thoughts were clear on his face at this point, so I smiled, leaned in, and kissed him on the cheek. Right where he pointed. I really hoped I was doing this right tbh. I moved an inch, and did it again, and then again, and again, and wow this was kind of fun actually. I could feel the blush on his cheek get hotter and hotter with each kiss. Finally, he moved back an inch and said, "Please... Please kiss me." To which I responded, "Well, I already kissed you." his face fell just a bit before I continued, "Maybe, you should kiss me this time, call it even?" Immediately his eyes brightened and he leaned in towards me. and then you know what fucking happened? my dream fucking ended do you know how fucked up that it m8 do you even understand how sick my brain is for that. so sick. so twisted. how could you do this to me. me @ my brain rn: 🤜💥🧠