Get Out of the Tub

Date: 8/2/2017

I couldn't get Patricia Arquette out of my tub, and I was already late for work. She was in it, fully clothed, facing the faucet and preparing food. The food actually looked pretty appetizing. She had candles lit all around and was talking on her cell. I added a saucepan with some Minute Rice to the tub kitchen, and when I came back in the bathroom to see if it was done, she had already added it to one of her dishes. I was so mad.