Airport Shenanigans

Date: 5/9/2021

By Bito

A group of us, some friends and friends of friends were at the airport. For some reason I knew it was a Sunday. It was time to go and we all went towards the gate one guy I remember in particular. Didn't really know the guy never seen him before but I think his name was Paul or Port. Dude was hilarious, had the whole squad laughing. When it was time to leave Paul asked me if he could leave. I told him "yes of course. We're all leaving, bro." Didn't really understand what he was saying cuz we were all about to leave but then one of my other friend interrupted and said. "Nah he means with his girlfriend" Thinking about it now it makes no sense why he was asking me that but at the time I was thinking how did I not know. His girlfriend comes out from the crowd and she was gorgeous. I was like, Paul, damn... Ok. So those two left us and the rest of us were about to get on the escalator towards the gates for the planes. I was getting really crowded and we were all standing in front of the escalator where no one was moving. All the sudden in the front I can see my brother and another close friend lying on the floor holding everyone up. Some other guys are like hey what are you doing? They didn't move so then some more people started lying down and then I lied down then we were all laying down. Suddenly one by one we would get up off the ground and jump on the escalator. We were going to row by row and then it was my turn. But when I jumped I lost gravity or at least I almost did cuz I jump pretty far and I couldn't control myself. I almost jumped all the way to the top and when I landed my feet weren't on the ground I landed on my hands first and it turned out someone else was holding my feet. Some time past and we're still at the gate. This far less of us this time. The only ones left with the ones I can recognize. I remember looking for my phone I couldn't find it I thought it was weird that I don't remember having my phone at any time. I remember thinking I have to call my mom and I use my friend Joshua's phone. On the phone my mom was crying it was about my deceased brother. She wanted to get something from him but she forgot and now she couldn't because it was time sensitive. It was a lot. I gave her some one of a speech to calm her down. I talked for a while and then at some point I realized I didn't hear her at the other end. She wasn't responding at all. I looked at the phone and it turned into a napkin. Instead of questioning it I just folded it and tried to dial back. The one any numbers or a keypad on the napkin I was just pressing on the folded napkin like it was a keypad trying to dial my mom back. Even weirder, it worked.