Aqua Man

Date: 8/22/2016

First dad was getting married to some Christy bitch and she lived on a real nice farm. We had to go through all our stuff in his house. I miss that snazzy cutoff jacket I had in there wish that shit was real. Anyway that night I was in bed watching the new Aqua Man movie that isn't out yet. The dream changed to the pov of Aqua Man. Some prisoners were being transported by jet boat and he blended in with them, then suddenly jumped out and swam faster than the super fast boat like a sea monkey on crack. He was flingin ships around n killin folks with his water telepathy and he told his fish-person lackey to "Clean up the mess again" and you could tell everyone knew it was morally ambiguous but A.M. was all "HMPH. You should have seen me on the night the humans killed my parents." They nailed lighting in that scene, props to the special effects guys. He went around underwater and for some reason they had underwater wooden buildings. He had two prisoners who were giving him problems bc they were strong with the force of whatever his god was and that shouldn't have been a thing they could do. He was talking to Abraham from Hell Boy about it but it was a trICK IT WASNT ABE IT WAS JUST SOME GUY THAT WAS THE SAME FISH RACE AS HIM. One prisoner was apparently the Ice King and one was some girl. I didn't get to see them. Then he was going through a medieval human society maybe? and at one point he got hurt and the doc barely saved him but it turned out to just be his fkin pinkie toe, like fo real???? come on aqua man you a water viking get over it. And then at another point some crazy hermit had him captured. A.M. was laying on his floor and the hermit put a Coke next to him; A.M. downed it like he was dying of thirst. He slammed it on the ground and was like "Another!" but that's a Thor thing so idk. But then he mofukin flicked that crumpled up Coke can and it just BLASTED through that hermits chin and out the top of his head. Savage. Then my husband woke me up by putting my phone on my head.