Date: 6/10/2019
By ratpizza
i had a dream i ordered a “rat pizza” aka a pizza of cheese with sliced rat on top, but i was delivered a hamster pizza instead. the hamsters were “intact”, they were dead but they hadnt been cut, they were little balls of flesh covered in cheese and sauce and i started crying because i didnt wanna eat hamsters, they were too cute. i tried biting into one and it was so, so soft, it made me feel awful.