i became a youtuber

Date: 5/5/2020

By space_tubbs

so this dream is pretty much everywhere but here we go. i was for some reason at a health clinic where my dad got into in argument with a white man over who could speak the loudest without yelling or screaming. on our way out of the place, there was a cute asian guy who came up to me, took my drink i had in my hand and just walked next to me as we walked to the car. it was weird but ok. now my family wants to go to mcdonald’s— so we set off! but somewhere along the line i meet up with my friends and it just gets weird. so alondra, eddie, alexis and ana are here. we have a camera and we’re walking down the street on our way to meet up with saul. when i tell you this man was weird, HE WAS WEIRD. he had a bag of butter with him 💀 alongside $15 and a baby doll. we try not to pay him any unwanted attention and walk all the way to a 99¢ store i guess? when we get here saul starts talking about how one could scam the place with little to no effort. mind you, we’re still recording our “first youtube” video so all of this is being captured on camera. anyway— i think i buy ana a slurpee before eddie starts arguing with a christian dude about whos more religious. eddie being the person he is stopped and said “ are you really trying to be better than me AT A HOLIDAY” and the dude kept saying stuff like “ [insert something about god], bet you didn’t know that!!1!1 you fake” idk, it was all weird but we were recording it all