sexy kayaking

Date: 8/31/2016

I dreamt that I was in a very scandalous relationship and that if the media caught wind of is be in deep shit. I won't say it was incestuous simply because ew. I mean the porn is hot but not for me. But yeah. So anyway i had a day full of oddly sexy kayaking. Me and some hot chick were kayaking and flipping over repeatedly popping out of the water like models. I did some strange rock climbing (I'm still not clear on that). Suddenly cameras bust in the room asking about my relationship. Me and my mom (who randomly appeared but oddly supported me) started running out and soon I was running from the police. I succeeded in hiding but soon gave myself up because I knew I was running out of choices. They asked a lot of questions and then I was home again and my mom gave me a gong for my birthday.