Sheep Farts 💩

Date: 3/11/2017

By BJF

There's a lanky blonde dude I have taken the body of. I say I'm kind of like a more diverse Bob Ross painter. I am painting a volcano as it is exploding. I run away from it. I go through my white building as the lava seeps through. I open the door and the lava goes through on the natives' land. My building was supposed to protect them, but I failed them. The Hawaiian natives come back and stuck me in the middle of my building and closed the door with a bunch of sheep that farted on me. I wake up.