Ninja Celery

Date: 5/11/2016

I was walking to class with my friend Miella. (Earlier that day she had been hit in the head by falling celery in real life) We were talking about how weird, funny and sad that it had been. We walked past the spot where she had been hit the celery was still there in the garden bed. We continued walking but I looked back and I saw the celery stand, up grow arms and legs, turn around to look at Miella and it now had a ninja sword and a ninja make on it. Then it disappeared! I continued walking to class normally. Then when we were halfway to class we heard an EEEEEIYA! And out of thin air the ninja celery cut an onion in Miella's face. She then began to cry due to the onion and the ninja celery then left as fast as it came. I took Miella to the health centre where the ladies there washed out her eyes and we continued our way to class. Then the ninja celery jumped out of a bush screaming WAKAWAKAAAAAAA! And shoved a ghost pepper into Miella's ears. We went to the health centre again and the ninja celery disappeared again. Once Miella's ears had been cleaned we sprinted to class in fear of the ninja celery appearing again but we were to slow. We should of known we couldn't of out ran a ninja celery! IKYNIKPOOOOO the ninja celery shouted and he created a wall of eggplant to block our path. Desperate we armed ourselves with forks but his ninjerness was to great by just one look in my eyes I was paralysed and the ninja celery charged at Miella, disarmed her and slits her across the throat! Miella then turned into a ninja raspberry. I woke up.