Licked a whale

Date: 8/20/2018

I was on a family vacation with my dad's family and we went to Romania. We were all in a small fishing village and we drove everywhere in a jeep. So one morning we were exploring in the town and I saw some dead whales and other sea creatures that were laying out to dry before they were being used,and I thought "what would it feel like in my mouth." so the next day I was going around those carcasses again and I was about to lick one but I fell even more forward since it was on a hill and I fell onto the carcass of a whale and I licked it but then I got picked up by my uncle to go to dinner and he said that I should probably just wash my mouth out with salt water. Then the next day my uncle and I could fly so we flew to an island off of the coast of Romania,it was a Russian beer fest and it was beautiful. And we kept talking about how my dad is obsessed with beer,making it,and drinking it and how he probably would have liked to be there with us.