Alaska 5000

Date: 3/31/2016

The only part I remember from my dream last night was that I was in my living room with my mom and Alaska Thunderfuck the drag queen. For some reason the American Apparel Ad Girls video from YouTube came up and I was so excited and I was like "look mom it's Alaska!" while pointing at the Alaska in my living room, but my mom was just weirded out by it.