Date: 3/3/2018
By teerific
I was at a prom and this girl was tryna get me to kiss this other girl and i was like nah i’m good, then i was at a classroom and my dad was the teacher and all the students were girls except one dude we were tryna kill for some reason he was evil. That dude was tryna get it and it irritated me, then i went out in the hall and i dropped a candy and i went to pick it up and i fell, blacked out for 0.2 seconds, then when i could see again there was another candy and a stuffed animal, and an open closet door, so i went inside and that fucking dude from the class shut the door and there was another storage closet inside and he took me in it and started licking my face all nasty tryna kiss me, then he started raping me and i was like oh no. When it was over i was in the hallway again and it was like a game it showed up on my “screen” it said -unemployed- I was like gasp NOOO and i ran to the supermarket, idk why we had a pool table at the supermarket but there it was, and i went up to this lady and she was like THERE YOU ARE saying your goodbyes? I got these pictures for yoooou CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR PREGNANCY. And i was like oh no that’s not mine hhaha and she wasn’t listening to me so i grabbed her hand and i was like listen to me please? one second? and she nodded and i explained they were my stepmom’s sister in laws’s ultrasounds lol, then I was tryna tell her I didn’t abandon my job and this Aziz Ansari popped up next to me then i woke up