Double Trouble, Sauder Style

Date: 9/28/2017

At my childhood home, I'm throwing a winter party with my chiro friends. Frequently I check on the party from the porch, which is more of a sun room since it is surrounded by windows. I may be checking if some of the guests are in the shop, I remember the lights being on. For some reason, I found out pictures of the party had been posted on Snapchat. Levi and Isaac were apparently upset and suddenly two pickups tear up the gravel road. As I'm standing in the porch, I see Levi's white pickup headed straight for the corner and he rams it. Shortly behind, Isaac - in a red pickup - rams the porch in the SE corner. I run back into the house and yell to my dad that the porch has been hit. Infuriated, my dad runs towards the porch and asks why. I explain the Sauders were to blame and he understands. Suddenly, I'm transported inside the pasture where the fence is a 7 foot tall, wooden picket fence where the Sauders continue to ram into the fence line.